Yesterday I went to the podiatrist to have my sprained toe checked. The lady at the desk asked me, “Did they give you a tablet up front so you could fill in the new patient form?”
“No, but I’m an established patient. I spent over half an hour filling in stuff on your computer last time.”
“This is a new body part.”
“Is any information transferable between my body parts?”
She handed me a clipboard with one sheet on it. “You don’t have time to fill in the full form before the doctor sees you.”